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kahzmick
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:10 pm |
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It's time to address some rumors.
Kazhmick is not dead. Kahzmick is not the new Pope. Kahzmick was not adopted by dotwarner. Kahzmick is not attempting to summon K'Z'K. Kahzmick did not kiss Miley Cyrus. Kahzmick is not the mole at the NSA. Kahzmick is not watching you from your television. Kahzmick did not ghostwrite "Dangerous Days Ahead." Kahzmick is not the keeper of the key. Kahzmick is not partying with Justin Bieber's dad. Kahzmick did not come between Llefser and Artery. Kahzmick cannot stop time. Kahzmick is not the mole in Gandledorf's Army. Kahzmick did not put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bomp. Kahzmick does not return every April First.
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:33 pm |
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Excellent. I am glad all of this has been settled.
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Mechamancer
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Post Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:08 am |
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I just had a total "squeeee" moment. I totally forgot all about you Kahzmick! So glad you aren't dead.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:46 pm |
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The reaction to him was, it seems...
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Zillatain
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:04 pm |
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We have about eight months before kahzmick comes back, so we have plenty of time to craft the perfect response.
Though...kahzmick may be dead after all. That rumor was not actually disproved in the list.
Don't believe me? Look closer...
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:22 pm |
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...to the very first item, in which he disproved it?
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Solara Hanover
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:27 pm |
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But, check the very LAST item in the list, which we all know is patently false. Logical fallacy much?
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:45 pm |
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I dunno. It's pretty obvious he wasn't here April 1, 2004...
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Zillatain
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:47 pm |
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Actually, the last item could be true. It depends on what timezone he's in when he posts it.
As for the first item... Kahzmich never declared he wasn't dead. But we do know that kazhmich is not dead.
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Who will figure it out? Hmm?
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kahzmick
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Post Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:11 pm |
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