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kitoba
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Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:54 pm |
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This was one of my all-time favorite Sluggy Forum games. I didn't make it up, but I think it was first made up as part of another game I ran.
Anyway, the poster describes an ordinary object transformed by radioactivity. The next poster describes what it's useful for before posting a new one. Searching for old threads should give ample examples.
This is a radioactive apple. It keeps the doctor (and all other licensed medical professionals) away --with a force-field.
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:16 am |
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Very useful if you really really dislike needles.
A radioactive deck of cards. It causes any magician's trick to go awry.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:19 pm |
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Useful for creating a distraction when pickpocketing at a show.
A radioactive automobile sun-roof. It lets the sun in through every roof within 100m.
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LobosSolos
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Post Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:14 am |
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Very useful if you have it in for any gingers.
A radioactive tumbler, it microwaves your drink constantly.
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RamenChef
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Post Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:20 am |
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Useful when you need a REALLY hot cup of coffee.
A radioactive banana, it keeps your stomach full for the next 24 hours.
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:34 pm |
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Essential if you're being chased by a giant, hungry gorilla.
A radioactive oven timer.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:47 am |
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Good for witches who don't want to be baked in their ovens by clever girls.
A radioactive cufflink
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weremensh
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Post Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:03 pm |
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Quite useful for controlling fisticuffs.
A radioactive pen. It absorbs all ink within three feet.
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RamenChef
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Post Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:25 am |
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Useful for when you need to clean up a spill.
A radioactive bomb. It kills nearly everybody within a 10-mile radius and gives cancer to those it doesn't kill in that radius.
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balthazar
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Post Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:06 pm |
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Good for powering spacecraft.
A radioactive suitcase. It always masses the same, no matter what happens to be in it.
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Dodger77
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Post Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:18 pm |
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Useful for really sticking it to the airport luggage weight regulations.
A radioactive dimensional flux agitator. It always sends people to the SAME dimension.
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:58 pm |
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Useful for... um... let me check my notes ! A radioactive ballot
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CCC
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Post Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:44 am |
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It can never be counted; useful for neutering elections.
A radioactive pen - it continually writes a stream-of-consciousness narrative from the point of view of the nearest lifeform, which is almost always some sort of bacteria.
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drachefly
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Post Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:28 am |
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Unbelievably useful for biologists.
A radioactive phillips head screwdriver. It always slips the spot.
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kitoba
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Post Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:20 am |
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Good for slipping into someone else's toolbox when he or she isn't looking.
A radioactive violin --capable of playing by itself.
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